Tuesday 17 March 2009

I want Breakfast news for snobs

I am fed up to the back teeth with being patronised first thing in the morning. The breakfast news has been dummed down so much that finding any actual news in between their vox pops, opinions, colourful puff pieces and entertainment exclusives is virtually impossible. I hate the presenters, I hate their smug little smiles and cheery bonhomie, I want actual facts, not opnion or conjecture. Although the sainted Thompson did say that the only things in a newspaper that had no opinon were the racing results and the stock market values.

Although he did also say that you should take mescaline with every meal which I think is probably impractical.

I just object to being talked down to like that "Here you go worker bee, heres your daily dose of 'Everythings alright' now go be productive."

I want to hear about the actual state of the world not who won the final of 'Celebrity come knitting'.

"Why yes I am a grumpy old git. How did you know?"

Meh!

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