Thursday, 28 June 2007
Microfiction....
This is the piece I was thinking about when I said I was thinking along similar lines as I was last year. Its more the feel its gives me than the actual writing, the ideas of a future which is fantastic and mundane at exactly the same time. Kind of like the present really,
I'm putting a few ideas together for a net radio play and this I think is a good introduction to the idea of it being set in the future. I've got to actually round off the story first. I know how its going to end but I need to actually put pen to paper *ahem* I mean fingertip to keyboard to actually get it done. Then I can get the script polished and start thinking about actually recording it. Radio's not a medium I've done anything in before so its interesting trying to make it exciting with no visual cues whatsoever.
Microfiction: Snow
It hadn't snowed in the city for years. The syrupy cloud of super dense smog hanging over the city like a pollution umbrella, saw to it that any snowflake that was unlucky enough to fall near would wilt and evaporate back up into the cloud.
This meant that the snow gained enough toxins so when the cloud was free of the city proper the suburbs would get a covering of thick drifts of black snow.
Shit snow we called it.
When I was growing up mothers calling children back for their mittens weren't doing so to keep their offspring warm. More to stop their hands from blistering and burning from the freezing toxic wasteland that came every winter. I believe that it was one of the few places where a snowball fight was banned under the Geneva convention on Biological weapons.
Things are different now, so they tell me. The air scrubbers embedded in every tall building are doing their job. The cloud is thinning out and sunlight can be seen on the streets of Manhattan for the first time in a hundred years. This renders the street lamps continual 12 hour routine of night and day useless.
The real sunlight has us blinking and we're reaching for our sunglasses out of need, not vanity just as our great great great great forefathers must have done before us.
The fresh snow can't help matters either. Lying like a blanket of non-fat-soya-yoghurt defiantly not scalding those that are brave enough to touch it with bare skin.
It'll melt soon in the almost unbearable brightness but for a while we can remember that snow didn't always kill.
Wednesday, 27 June 2007
meandering worthless thoughts.
That's progress for you I suppose going from the same starting point to totally different conclusions.
I've got so much stuff on at the moment its not funny, I've even had to turn down free beer on Friday so I've got a clear head for the workload on Saturday.
That's right I just turned down free beer. There must be something wrong with me apart from getting responsible.
I've filled the sixteen places on my stag do now and if I'm, being honest I'm far more nervous about a drunken night out in Cardiff than I am actually getting married. I'm just not sure I'd enjoy being handcuffed naked to a streetlight at three in the morning.
Hopefully it'll just be a good laugh with some close friends rather than some of the nightmare stag dos people have been telling me about. I'm not sure how much the stags in question have told their wives, but clearly not very much if they actually went ahead with the ceremony.
Bit rambly today but hopefully that'll clear up as I've got about a hundred replies to wedding invites to sort through tonight.
This wedding has suddenly got very VERY real.
Laters.
Monday, 25 June 2007
Wedding redux
Ed and Kats wedding (Photos to the left) was simply lovely.
Ed arrived in a DeLorean done out like the time machine from 'Back to the future' to rapturous applause, mainly from me! Kat looked simply stunning as she walked down the aisle on her way to becoming Mrs Evers-Swindel. The service was brief but filled with lovely moments especially with the vicar giving a sermon on 'the force' and about 'The Power of Love' they signed the register to Leia's theme and walked out as husband and wife to the Triumphant procession from 'A New Hope'. It was all I could do to stop myself from growling, wookie style.
They left the church in a gorgeous old Jag, leaving my sister to catch a lift in the delorean to the wedding lunch, fulfilling a childhood dream of hers. The do was in a marquee in Kats parents field which has possibly the best view of the Flintshire countryside I think I've ever seen! Pimms was served and much chat and catching up with people I rarely get to see. Ross, Andrew, Ally are all really really good friends whom I simply don't see enough of due to geography. Damn Geography!
The lunch was really nice especially considering it was served from a tent in a field. I did consider asking them for the soup recipe but I thought that might be in bad taste.
The speeches were really good, Kats dads speech was really touching and Will managed to tickle a few funny bones by taking the mick out of me as well as the groom!
After lunch we decided to take a walk and wandered around the back roads until we ran out of champagne and then headed back to the night do, where Ed's band played really well surprising everyone when Kat not only sang three beautiful songs with them but then did a drum duet with Ed! And then it was cheesy disco dancing until the wee hours.
My favourite wedding I have ever attended. So far!
Sunday, 24 June 2007
Weddings!
Two of my best friends got married yesterday and I'm over the moon for them. A little hung over but still over the moon.
All the photos are available from my flickr account listed on the left there.
Happy wedding Kat n Ed! I know you guys are going to be fantastic together.
(FYI, They're the two in the middle... :))
Friday, 22 June 2007
hola,
Morning!
Things are kind of settling back to normal now. Just to give you some idea frantic emails were flying around departments at 2 o'clock this morning, luckily I'd been out all evening at my badminton night out so I had all the email trail in my mailbox this morning.
London was fun although the tube was totally rammed and really sweaty and hot. Being embedded in someones armpit travelling from South-west to North London is in no-ones 'TOP TEN THINGS TO DO' list.
Had one of those weekends where your forced into groups that you have to be civil and polite to people that you normally wouldn't choose to hangout with. bit of a culture clash but it was okay.
Except at the pub we went to 5 guys were having a darts contest that I could not understand at all, they'd have three darts each (or less) throw them randomly around the board and get a score from one to five. One being good five being poor. But the scoring seemed totally random! but they all obviously knew the rules as groans or sharp laughs would arise after ever throw. It made NO SENSE!
If it had been Will doing it I would have thought it was some kind of though experiement!
Anyway my writings gone to crap in the last few weeks I've been so stressed and busy I think I've written one word. And that word was;
"The ".
I think it needs a bit more work.
I did however pass the second module of my course! So, Woo and indeed Hoo! Just got to find some time to do part three and resit part one and I'll be on my way!!
Thursday, 21 June 2007
Notes from...
Wednesday, 20 June 2007
Notes from the road 10
"Can I help you sir?" not bothering to hide his desire to be as little use as possible.
At that moment I don't know who was more surprised, Madison, myself or the clerk whose programming obviously took several seconds to come back on at the sight of Bran's platinum card. As normality returned Bran seemed to shrink almost allowing the clerk to fluff himself up again.
Tuesday, 19 June 2007
One little kiddie on cake cried all the water out of his body.
Monday, 18 June 2007
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Wednesday, 13 June 2007
Travelblog : bah people
Going to London for a conference till the weekend. Updates no doubt soon.
Sunday, 10 June 2007
Going to the Zoo Zoo Zoo, How about you?
Had a great stag do yesterday, spent all morning in Chester zoo looking at the animals looking at us. We followed a bunch of scousers around the Chimpanzee enclosure who kept offering the Chimps out for a fight.
As Ed will tell you Chimps are seven times stronger than even your biggest Scouser and they tend to pull each others fingers off for minor transgressions of established Chimp behaviour. I think your average human would last less than thirty seconds against an enraged chimp but these guys were so annoying I was willing to let them put it to the test.
After establishing that the spider monkeys and rhinos were actually in collusion and about to take over the world, we beat a hasty retreat back to the safety of Ed's garden and set up the barbeque.
Few images remain clear in my mind after we cracked open the third case of Peetermans Artoisbut a few things I am certain of;
1: Lightsabres are about a thousand time more fun if a guy who teaches stage fighting shows you a few basics and then tries to hit you. Also it helps if you have five of the heavy weight master replicas on hand, including Darth Mauls double bladed one.
2: Sticking your Ipod to a set of speakers and hitting random is bound to piss at least one person at a party off. Better to create a tracklist that will offend as few people as possible.
3: Two burgers= good. Three burgers = Better. Four burgers = Too much.
4: Some people are actually surprised when strippers aren't invited to a Stag do.
5: Good people have good people as friends. Even if you've never met them before you have at least one thing in common. And usually several.
Sundays are best used recovering from saturday. Hoorah for hair of the dog!
Boo to work tomorrow.
Saturday, 9 June 2007
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Bollocks.
Now I feel guilty.
Damn shes good at this emotional blackmail thing, If I'd have been there I'd have let her out. Shes like some kind of devious mastermind!
Woo Hoo she's back in jail!
Sense has finally prevailed!
Unless they wanted riots by the rest of the population that weren't white rich daughters of billionaires she had to go back.
Great.
Anyone else think its a little weird that some girl I'll never meet having to go to jail for forty days makes me happy? Its not just me then? Good.
Saturday mornings,
Saturday morning is as close to a sacred ritual as I get, I'm aways up by 7 having no disposition to lie in. I've tried to do it a number of times but unless I'm actually comatosed I'm always up. I start thinking of things to do or read or write or muck about with and I just can't lie still.
I think if you spend most of your week waiting for the weekend spending a goodly portion of it in bed seems counter productive.
Or maybe I'm just weird.
Did a months worth of course work in four days. I feel like my brain is leaking out of my ears but I've completed the reading material for my course next weekend. It's a residential coure so I'll be away for a couple of nights and all the people that have been on the course before talk about is the atmosphere in the bar after the sessions are over.
Sounds like everyone relieved their uni/college days which is fun but besides the point of being there.
Speaking of which if you ever get the chance check out Fandango.
Yes it has Kevin Costner in it... Wait! Where are you going? Come back! Its from 1984 before he got crap!
Anyway but its a really entertaining story of four and a half guys who finish college and go on a road trip that deserves to be a lot more famous than it is.
Anyway off to a stag do at a Zoo, where else could we get genuine stags for the barbeque?
Laters
Friday, 8 June 2007
Conversations with a fool.
Curse of the Paris.
Thursday, 7 June 2007
bah
Monday, 4 June 2007
A reading from the book of Bastardicus
Le weekend
Saturday, 2 June 2007
Travelblog: To be read in the style of Hunter S. Thompson. R.I.P.
The train was jammed full of people. "Let me through dammit! I'm a doctor ferchristssakes!" I raged at the hordes of staggering morons choking the passageways. The half full bottle of 100 proof rum i was waving around let them know I was serious.
"Fisher! Overhere!" my companion had shucked two Portugese out of their gainfully aquired seats and we settled in opposite an old couple. They were holding hands in a tight but definite manner drawing strength from each other to deal with the horrifying madness that confronted them across their previously peaceful table.
Carefull words were called for. A set of calm assuring principles were needed to aswade their fears and to stop them involving the police. It was going to be a long enough journey without dealing with those sonsofbitches.
"My companion," I began "is the crown prince of a country I should not name. He is traveling incognito due to several specifically detailed death threats against his person."
Their terrified glances told me the conversation was slipping away from me.
"Listen!" I shouted, slamming the table with my fist "This is serious! This man requires constant medical attention! I am here as his personal physician to attend to his delusions and chronic bedwetting. You're perfectly safe with me."
"Yes," added my companion taking a big snort from the bag of whiteish powder hed dumped on the table,"we're not like the others."
"Damn it!" I exclaimed to him watching their hastily retreating backs" They've gone to get the police you know!"
"Why?" he replied pointing at the bag "I did offer them a straw."
I put the newspaper over my head and made snoring noises hoping the fuzz would think I was traveling alone.
The train roared on into the night.
Friday, 1 June 2007
Stephen fry and discrimination
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