Conversations with a fool.

Hello Mr Taylor?

 

Speaking.

 

We'd like to upgrade your mobile phone.

 

No Thanks.

 

Well sir, what length of contract are you on?

 

Urm...

 

Its twelve months isn't it?

 

If you say so.

 

Well it's twelve months and so you're entitled to a free phone.

 

No thanks.

 

Sorry?

 

No thanks, I've finally got a phone that does everything I ask of it without breaking, collapsing or making calls to Singapore whilst in my pocket.

 

*click*

 

Hello?

 

 

 

When you can get cold caller to hang up on you without shouting, swearing or calling their lineage into question then you'll be a man, my son.