Monday, 4 June 2007

A reading from the book of Bastardicus


And Lo he did appear unto his flock and his countenance was like thunder. And he said unto them;
 
"Which one of you bastards has assigned all the bloody crappy jobs to me?!"
 
And they could not meet his gaze for it's sheer ferocity would have torn them asunder.
 
He sighed "You guys are unbelievable,".
 
The crowd was greatly relieved that he was a forgiving Deity and unlikely to cast them into the lake of fire where there was a great wailing and a gnashing of teeth.

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