I couldn't bring myself to watch celebrity come dangling, where non celebs dangle out their tiny amount of self respect and we all point and laugh at them. I mean, there is money to be made from those kind of shows but Jesus! would you really want to?
{old man} I remeber the days when people wanted to be famous for actually doing something. Singing acting whatever. Now it seems to be 'make me famous!' for no apparant reason other than to be famous. I mean who would really want that? Seriously. Think about it.
You have to go to the shops because you need some bog roll. so you don't bother getting dressed up just throw on a tracksuit head to the corner shop and buy the first bogroll that comes to hand. A week later the front page of 'WANKER' or 'CELEB' or whatever your glossy of choice is has you in all you sports casual glory with the triple velvet cluthched to your chest.
"Has X given up on their looks? Are they buying triple velvet because of their PILES secret?"
I mean most of us routinely make poor choices be that in our partners our business or even our meals. but we can get away with it because the lens of the world isn't focused on us for 24 hours a day. And thank Christ for that because it would be unbearable to have these titles directed at you.
ROBS NOSE PICK HORROR!
ROB'S SIX PACK? A CASK MORE LIKE!
ROBS LOVEHANDLES.
MALE CELULITE? WE REVEAL THE AWFUL TRUTH.
And who really needs that?
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