Charity Sucks.

Let me be more specific.

 

Collecting for charity in an office sucks.

 

I don't care how worthy the cause is I am not interested in winning a bottle of poly-malt whisky. Especially as it has been 'donated' by the person that won it in our last charity push.

 

I don't care about your fun quizzes or wacky face painting. I especially don't want to donate money to watch one of the few actual men in here be emasculated by you pulling out his leg hairs with wax.

 

If I give you money towards your cause do you promise to leave me alone? Because that would be worth collecting for.