Traveling isnt the bad part i actually enjoy seeing different cultures, trying new languages and enjoying strange terrifying foods. Its the waiting to travel that hurts. Every airport looks the same. Once you've sampled one awfull coffee you've had to remorgage the house for, you've tried them all.
My dream is to start a brand new airline. SOMNA-AIR. Upon check in our trained medical staff gently and competantly knock you the fuck out. On arrival you are carefully revived and fully refreshed you can start your day.

It cuts out all the pointless waiting around and endless visits to tie rack.

Yes i am still waiting for the frelling plane.